“Blessed are the starving in,.
for their own is the kingdom of pizza.

Blessed are they that grieve,.
for they will be comforted with pizza.

Blessed are the meek,.
for they will acquire the pizza store.

Blessed are they that appetite and also crave decency,.
for they will be completely pleased with bunches of carbs.

Blessed are the merciful,.
for they will acquire a great cost for pizza.

Blessed are the pure of heart,.
for they will see God in the littlest of productions, also a pizza.

Blessed are the pizza-makers,.
for they will be called kids of God the Supreme.

Blessed are they that are maltreated for decency,.
for their own is the kingdom of paradise in the world, the most effective premium pizzas.”.

Not The Gospel of St. Matthew 5:3 -10.