“Blessed are the depriving in,.
for their very own is the kingdom of pizza.

Blessed are they that grieve,.
for they will certainly be comforted with pizza.

Blessed are the meek,.
for they will certainly obtain the pizza shop.

Blessed are they that cravings and long for modesty,.
for they will certainly be totally pleased with lots of carbohydrates.

Blessed are the merciful,.
for they will certainly obtain an excellent expense for pizza.

Blessed are the pure of heart,.
for they will certainly see God in the smallest of manufacturings, additionally a pizza.

Blessed are the pizza-makers,.
for they will certainly be called youngsters of God the Supreme.

Blessed are they that are mistreated for modesty,.
for their very own is the kingdom of heaven worldwide, one of the most efficient costs pizzas.”.

Not The Gospel of St. Matthew 5:3 -10.