{"id":3378,"date":"2015-12-10T00:17:20","date_gmt":"2015-12-10T00:17:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/?p=3378"},"modified":"2015-12-09T01:09:24","modified_gmt":"2015-12-09T01:09:24","slug":"carlton-pizza-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/carlton-pizza-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Carlton Pizza Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/pizza-delivery-carlton\/<br \/>\ncomes a brief video about pizza and eating. Full of happy people and bright colours.<\/p>\n<p>Want to hear a joke about pizza?<br \/>\nNever mind, it&#8217;s too cheesy.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How do you fix a broken pizza?<br \/>\nA: With tomato paste.<\/p>\n<p>Q: What does an aardvark like on its pizza?<br \/>\nA: Ant-chovies.<\/p>\n<p>George W. Bush<br \/>\nGeorge W. Bush ordered pizza delivery for the White House.The Pizza guy, wanting to do an especially good job with the president&#8217;s pizza, asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.George responded, &#8220;Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/pizza-delivery-carlton\/ comes a brief video about pizza and eating. Full of happy people and bright colours. Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it&#8217;s too cheesy. Q: How do you fix a broken pizza? A: With tomato &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/carlton-pizza-jokes\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,8,3,4,31,5],"tags":[65,11,12,9,10,18,63],"class_list":["post-3378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aussie-pizza","category-food","category-pizza","category-pizza-delivery","category-pizza-delivery-carlton","category-pizza-home-delivery","tag-home-delivered","tag-italian","tag-italian-food","tag-pizza-2","tag-pizza-delivery-2","tag-pizza-delivery-carlton","tag-the-tastiest-pizzas-homedelivered"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3378"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3388,"href":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3378\/revisions\/3388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}