{"id":3640,"date":"2016-02-08T01:04:11","date_gmt":"2016-02-08T01:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/carlton-pizza-jokes-2\/"},"modified":"2016-02-08T01:04:11","modified_gmt":"2016-02-08T01:04:11","slug":"carlton-pizza-jokes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/carlton-pizza-jokes-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Carlton Pizza Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"

From http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/pizza-delivery-carlton\/
\ncomes a short video clip regarding pizza as well as consuming. Packed with intense colours and also satisfied individuals.<\/p>\n

Wish to listen to a joke concerning pizza?
\nDon’t bother, it’s also tacky.<\/p>\n

Q: How do you take care of a busted pizza?
\nA: With tomato paste.<\/p>\n

Q: What does an aardvark like on its pizza?
\nA: Ant-chovies.<\/p>\n

George W. Bush
\nGeorge W. Bush got pizza distribution for the White House.The Pizza person, wishing to do a specifically friendly work with the head of state’s pizza, asked if he must suffice in 6 or twelve pieces.George reacted, “Six, please. I might never ever consume twelve items.”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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