{"id":3893,"date":"2016-04-08T01:53:50","date_gmt":"2016-04-08T01:53:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/carlton-pizza-jokes-3\/"},"modified":"2016-04-08T01:53:50","modified_gmt":"2016-04-08T01:53:50","slug":"carlton-pizza-jokes-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/carlton-pizza-jokes-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Carlton Pizza Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/pizza-delivery-carlton\/<br \/>\ncomes a brief video concerning pizza along with consuming. Loaded with extreme colours and completely satisfied thoes.<\/p>\n<p>Desire to hear a joke worrying pizza?<br \/>\nNever mind, it&#8217;s additionally ugly.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How do you look after a broken pizza?<br \/>\nA: With tomato paste.<\/p>\n<p>Q: What does an aardvark like on its pizza?<br \/>\nA: Ant-chovies.<\/p>\n<p>George W. Bush<br \/>\nGeorge W. Bush obtained pizza circulation for the White House.The Pizza individual, desiring to do a particularly pleasant deal with the president&#8217;s pizza, asked if he has to be sufficient in 6 or twelve pieces.George responded, &#8220;Six, please. I could never ever before eat twelve products.&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/pizza-delivery-carlton\/ comes a brief video concerning pizza along with consuming. Loaded with extreme colours and completely satisfied thoes. Desire to hear a joke worrying pizza? Never mind, it&#8217;s additionally ugly. Q: How do you look after a broken pizza? &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/carlton-pizza-jokes-3\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aussie-pizza"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3893"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3893\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aussiepizzas.com\/PIZZADELIVERY\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}