Carlton Pizza Jokes

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comes a brief video about pizza and eating. Full of happy people and bright colours.

Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

Q: How do you fix a broken pizza?
A: With tomato paste.

Q: What does an aardvark like on its pizza?
A: Ant-chovies.

George W. Bush
George W. Bush ordered pizza delivery for the White House.The Pizza guy, wanting to do an especially good job with the president’s pizza, asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.George responded, “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”

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