Carlton Pizza Jokes

From http://www.aussiepizzas.com/PIZZADELIVERY/pizza-delivery-carlton/
comes a brief video about pizza and eating. Full of happy people and bright colours.

Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

Q: How do you fix a broken pizza?
A: With tomato paste.

Q: What does an aardvark like on its pizza?
A: Ant-chovies.

George W. Bush
George W. Bush ordered pizza delivery for the White House.The Pizza guy, wanting to do an especially good job with the president’s pizza, asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.George responded, “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”

Pizza Joke o

Pizza Pick Up Lines –  NOT!

 

Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex?

[Slap]

HEY! What’s wrong, you don’t like pizza?

The Truth About Pizza Delivery Carlton Fees And Who Gets Them

This article from kidlegosets0, it’s a description of the facts behind delivery fees.

 

You may remember a time when you ordered a pizza from a pizza chain and the cost of the pizza was the price quoted on the phone plus tax.

You then tipped the driver when he or she came to your door and had a hot pizza to enjoy.

But the concept of Pizza Delivery Carlton has changed over the past few years and many chains are adding delivery fees to their totals.

These fees can range from two dollars to five dollars in most areas of the Australia and the companies that charge them are quick to add that the delivery fees are not tips to the driver. So in addition to a delivery fee you are still supposed to tip your driver, possibly adding upwards of eight dollars to what you thought your total pizza bill would be.

Why are there delivery fees? Who do they go to? As with many hidden fees, the answer seems to be that no one is really sure.

Why Are There Delivery Fees?

Most restaurants claim to have introduced delivery fees in order to stay competitive in the delivery pizza market.

Others note that the fee covers liability insurance for the drivers and goes toward money they pay the drivers for gas and wear and tear on their cars during delivery.

But analysts note that this usually adds up to about half the amount of the fees taken and some drivers feel that their companies are pocketing the rest.

Driver Tips Being Affected By The Fee

From message boards to interviews, drivers across the country believe that the delivery fees are hurting their overall tips.

First of all, customers mistakenly think that the delivery fee is part of the tip for the driver. Legally the Pizza Delivery Carlton is supposed to be up front about the fee and clear that it is not a tip but the disclaimer is often hard to spot, either in fine print on the website when you order, on the pizza box itself which no one really examines until after they’ve paid, or on the receipt.

A Pizza Delivery Carlton driver noted that the tips cut into their bottom line. Many delivery drivers make just a few dollars an hour as it is expected to be made up in tips.

But others who have been working in the industry have noted that they are actually making less on tips since delivery fees were instituted and the correlation seems to be more than accidental

Pizza Companies Say Delivery Fee Is Necessary

Pizza chains that deliver say that they face stiff competition. According to a 2008 USA Today article by Bruce Horovitz, the companies introduced the delivery fee as a way to stay in business in a very competitive market.

Our website: http://www.aussiepizzas.com/PIZZADELIVERY/carlton-pizza-delivery-02-9556-2020-carlton/
Watch our video on youtube: https://youtu.be/clZCPyR1WLo

Address:
Red Horn Gourmet Pizza
2 / 645 Princes Highway, Rockdale 02 9556 2020
Sydney, Australia

Carlton Gourmet

From YouTube comes a brief video about pizza and eating. Full of happy people and bright colours.

It links to MORE and MORE and MORE as well

Marrickville Press Release

Published here at diigo.com. Thanks for these Glenna.

glennajones1

Pizza delivery is a high competition industry and it takes some special marketing to make yours a success. If you are looking to create a fast food pizza delivery monopoly, you will need some top notch and original ideas. This article will get you started with some ideas that you can incorporate into the Pizza Delivery Marrickville business.

 

1. Offer a better deal. Pizza Delivery Marrickville services offer great deals and freebies. A 2 for 1 deal, free chips and dessert or a free soda with a personal pizza are just a couple of ideas of how you can offer a better deal than the competition. Find out what they are giving away and make yours better. The last thing you want to do is just copy, so consider other options like a punch card where they get a free pizza after a certain number of purchases or anything similar that will encourage customers to become repeat clients.

 

2. Make them drool. Describe your ingredients in a way that makes people long to try them. Photos of gooey cheese topped with crisp peppers, bright, fresh tomatoes and gleaming olives are even better and a combination of great copywriting and some delicious, drool worthy photos will have people hankering for a slice in no time. Preparing takeaway menus with these qualities pretty much guarantees you will get the order over a simple grey sheet with the specials printed in red ink like Pizza Delivery Marrickville.

 

3. Guarantees. With guaranteed delivery times and flavors, you can really rake in the customers. Most of these guarantees are no longer being used, so if you actually say you`ll give a refund and then do it you can bet more people will want to order, knowing that their pizza will arrive within 30 minutes or less or whatever you choose to guarantee.

 

4. Get personal. Friendly staff can make all the difference to the customer and can cement customer loyalty just as much as lower prices can. But what most pizza delivery services don`t do is follow up with their friendly service. Why not offer an extra service  email coupons. Get client email addresses and then send them free coupons via email, as well as any updates. Let them know that by signing up for this service, they will automatically receive 10% off their current order. You can easily make this back by staying fresh in their minds and giving previous clients a reason to come back.

 

5. Offer the best pizza out there. The truth is that it all comes down to one thing making people want your pizza and your pizza alone. Give them a taste that they just can`t find anywhere else and you`ll have them coming back time and time again. Whether you do this by offering a special type of pizza, a secret ingredient sauce or cheese baked into the crust, clients will savor that special flavor and eagerly call you up the next time they crave your particular specialty.

 

Our website: http://www.aussiepizzas.com/PIZZADELIVERY/pizza-delivery-marrickville/

Watch our youtube video: https://youtu.be/zYyiSgxUj10

So now you know, but the onl;y way to decide if it’s good id to try the pixxa. There’s no substitute for that!

Marrickville munching

I’m sitting in a cafe in Marrickville writing this post, hooray the net!

Olive Oil, Almond and Candied Ginger Mandelbrot Recipemandelbrot main
By Rebecca Firkser

Growing up in a Jewish-Italian family in New Jersey, I’ve taken to calling myself a pizza bagel. My heritage rendered my childhood kitchen an epicenter for piles of challah French toast, saucepans of bubbling tomato sauce, and more than anyone’s fair share of cookies. One crumbly treat in particular graces my oven time and time again: mandelbrot.

In my world, this cookie has two names. When my dad’s side of the family makes them, they are called mandelbrot; when my mom’s side gets together for dessert, we’re munching on biscotti. Technically, the recipes for the twice-baked loaf cookies are different, yielding slightly different textures. Mandelbrot has a higher fat content, making them a little softer than their crunchy Italian counterpart. Considering that I’ve now made different recipes for each cookie dozens of times, my final product’s crunch-level is somewhere between the two. You won’t risk breaking a tooth, but don’t dunk it in your coffee for too long.

mandelbrot pre-bakedmandelbrot pre-baked

My mandelbrot get their tender, crumbly texture from my favorite Italian ingredient: olive oil. Adding subtle fruity and peppery notes to the dough, the olive oil echoes the stronger flavor profile of the candied ginger. The cookies wouldn’t be true mandelbrot without the addition of roasted almonds, as the name literally translates to “almond bread.” Not only do the almonds add a satisfying crunch, they also provide a rich, creamy compliment to the sweet and spicy ginger. I like to use coconut sugar in this recipe because, compared to white sugar, the slight caramel flavor allows the eater to place their attention on the dessert as a whole, not only on the treat’s degree of sweetness.

Olive Oil, Almond and Candied Ginger Mandelbrot Recipeplate of mandelbrot

Ingredients
1/3 cup roasted almonds
¼ cup candied ginger
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 tsp baking powder
pinch of Kosher salt
2 eggs, at room temperature
1/2 cup blonde coconut sugar
1 tsp vanilla extract
¼ tsp almond extract
1 Tbsp orange zest
1/2 cup olive oil

Directions
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F and line a baking tray with parchment paper. Chop roasted almonds and candied ginger finely and set aside.

Combine flour, baking powder, and salt in a bowl and set aside. In a large bowl, whisk eggs until smooth, then whisk in coconut sugar until dissolved. Add extracts, orange zest, and slowly stream in the olive oil, whisking the entire time.

Fold the flour mixture into the egg mixture until incorporated, then fold in the almonds and candied ginger.

Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured work surface and form it into a ball. Divide into two sections and roll the dough into logs, each about 12 inches long. Transfer to prepared baking tray and flatten slightly.

Bake for 20 minutes. Remove from the oven until slightly cooled. With a serrated knife, cut logs into ½-inch slices on a diagonal. Return mandelbrot to the oven and bake for ten minutes, then flip the cookies over and bake for an additional 5 minutes.

So thanks very much to The Nosher

for this recipe. the whole article is at HERE

Blakehurst Beatitudes

“Blessed are the hungry inside,
for theirs is the kingdom of pizza.

Blessed are they who mourn,
for they shall be comforted with pizza.

Blessed are the meek,
for they shall inherit the pizza shop.

Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they shall be fully satisfied with lots of carbohydrates.

Blessed are the merciful,
for they shall obtain a good price for pizza.

Blessed are the pure of heart,
for they shall see God in the smallest of creations, even a pizza.

Blessed are the pizza-makers,
for they shall be called children of God the Supreme.

Blessed are they who are persecuted for the sake of righteousness,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven on earth, the best gourmet pizzas.”

Not Quite The Gospel of St. Matthew 5:3-10

Carlton baccadiacai

Acai ha quasi tutti gli nutrienti del cavolo verde in abbondanza, e perdippiu possiede oli naturali quali Omega-3, 6 e 9.
Non solo fa benissimo alla tua salute, ma molti atleti di fama mondiale lo bevono durante l’allenamento perche e molto ricco di nutrienti.